I was payed to do this, I'm not sad enough to spend my time writing about chav scum, unless there's money involved.
The Chav Dictionary
Hello: Orite Bay/Ite/Aight
GoodBye: Fook Off
Yes: Yer Meht/ Innit
No: Nah Meht
I Agree: Innit
I Disagree: You startin'!
I find you attractive: You is well fit innit?
I do not find you attractive: Fak off ya munter/ You is mingin meht
Could I borrow a cigerate: Meht, giv us a fag bruv/ Oi mate, got any fags innit?
I do not like you: Fuck off bellend/ Fuck off ya queer/ Fuck off/ Let's av it ryt ere init?
We are friends: Aright bruv
I do not have any money: Nah meht i is skint like/ Giv us the fooking money or im a smash ya face innit?
That is good/ amusing: That's class meht!/ Class!
I'll add some more when I come up with more
And just so you know, I don't actually talk like that.
2008-07-07 @ 08:09